void main(){
	while(!CRASHED){
		display_windows_logo();
		display_copyright_message();
		display_bill_rules_message();
		do_nothing_loop();
		look_for_new_hardware();
		sleep(10);
		look_again_for_new_hardware();
		scandisk();
		if(detect_cache())
			disable_cache();
		if (first_time_installation){
			make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
			do_nothing_loop();
			totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
			search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
			hang_system();
		}
		write_something(anything);
		display_copyright_message();
		do_nothing_loop();
		do_some_stuff();
		if (still_not_crashed){
			display_copyright_message();
			do_nothing_loop();
			basically_run_windows_3.1();
			do_nothing_loop();
			do_nothing_loop();
		}
	}

	if (detect_cache())
		disable_cache_again();  /*just to be sure*/

	if (fast_cpu()){
		set_wait_states(lots);
		set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
		set_mouse(action, jumpy);
		set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
	}

	/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
	/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
	printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

	if (system_ok())
		crash(to_dos_prompt);
	else
		system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

	while(something){
		sleep(5);
		get_user_input();
		sleep(5);
		act_on_user_input();
		sleep(5);
	}

	create_general_protection_fault();
}