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BIRMINGHAM, England - This story from jolly old England has 
to be one of the most bizarre stories ever reported. A legal 
secretary from a well known office was having a birthday. 
This time the popular secretary was in for the embarrassment 
of her life when co-workers threw her a surprise birthday 
party. Before she got home, co-workers had let themselves in 
her house with a spare key given to a friend. Unfortunately, 
upon arriving the secretary made a bee line straight for the 
kitchen. After a few minutes, she sauntered into the living 
room in search of her dog. Alas, while in the kitchen she 
had stripped and applied peanut butter to her private parts 
before searching for her pet.