The Top 14 Atheist Holiday Songs


14> O Little Town of Birmingham

13> I Don't Fear What You Fear

12> Oh, Krispy Kreme

11> Angels I Have Heard While High

10> Grandma Got Run Over By a Train, Dear

 9> Oh Come *On*, All Ye Faithful!

 8> Silent Night.  Total F**king Silence.

 7> Hark!  The Victoria's Secret Angels Jiggle

 6> We Kiss You a Mahir Christmas

 5> Livin' La Vida Loca -- not that it has anything to do with
    atheism, but that Ricky Martin is HOT!

 4> Whose Kid is This?

 3> O Stoli Night

 2> Amway -- I'm a Manager


    and The Number 1 Atheist Holiday Song...


 1> Got Breasts, Ye Merry Gentlemen?